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So I did it. I caved and have fallen victim to the lure of the Blog, whatever that might be; I'm yet to find out! And despite the fact I'm approximately 5 years behind the times I look forward to documenting everything and nothing for everyone and nobody.

Will this be a page of hot girls, hotspots and hot topics? Doubtful, I'll leave that to the experts Love Food Fashion Peace
Will it be a page of cynical, bitter observations from my high horse? More likely!

The problem arises, and will forever remain, how do you talk about your life, thoughts and daily activity without offending, naming and shaming?! This is of course the true loop hole in Sex and The City.. why didn't any of them get pissed off with her constantly writing about their sex lives and shenanigans? Don't get me wrong, I'm no Carrie Bradshaw, nor do I even like Sex and the City that much; despite how it might seem considering its the first thing I've actually mentioned so far..
I just wonder why they didn't pick up her laptop, smash it round her head, stub her predictably lit cigarette out in her eyeballs and clobber her with a pair of Manolo Blahniks (googled for spelling). I guess America is a very different world.
My point being, I'll try my best to censor and in turn avoid attack from angry mobs.

Peace out from the intrepid Elf x