Entering your local supermarket and perusing through the shelves will lead you to conclude that cows and their faces are EVERYWHERE. Flicking through the adverts on TV will lead you to conclude that cows and their faces are EVERYWHERE.
THE TAKEOVER OF THE COWS HAS BEGUN!
There is no doubt in my mind that The Cows are planning an organised, underground revolt as we speak. Their monopolisation of our lives has already taken effect and their grip on society will only increase with time. Listen well for I have warned you of the cows; and awareness if the first step to combatting this global problem.
See the links & photos below as evidence and have a look at the shelves next time you go shopping...
'Thank You Cows' Muller Advert
'Made by Cows' - Anchor Advert
'Tap Dancing Cow' - Cadbury's Advert
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