You are truly one of those sycophantic idiots who is so desperately obsessed with their own life that you can't possibly begin to comprehend anyone else around you and how penetratingly irritating your loud, incessant yapping is to them. On a coach full of people where 95% are asleep it does not enter your petulant mind to shut the fuck up, or at least keep your constant whining down.
'I'm hot. I feel like I'm on a sweatbox. This is the worst journey ever. I can't believe there is still 2 more hours to go'
No, neither can I, two more hours of your childish moans to endure. God kill me now. Did it ever occur to you that the person you are talking to is right next to you, it obviously did as you keep mentioning how squashed you are (which would not be a problem were it not for your fat ass) you therefore do not need to screech and scream your complaints to him, you unholy lump of noise.
The emergency exit is just there, perhaps I can relieve you of your cramped conditions?
Peace out from an irritated Elf x
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